Mail Someone Poop

Description

Looking for the perfect way to send a not-so-subtle message? Enter ShitExpress, the ultimate delivery service for anyone who deserves a special surprise! Choose from a delightful menu of animal poop (yes, it’s the real deal), pack it up in a discreet yet hilariously customizable package, and have it shipped anywhere in the world. Whether it’s for an ex, a terrible boss, or that one friend who really deserves it, ShitExpress delivers sweet revenge with a whole lot of stink.

Best of all, it’s 100% anonymous—so you can drop the bomb without anyone knowing who to blame. Think of it as the gift that stinks but keeps on giving. It’s gross, it’s bold, and it’s perfect for making your point loud and clear. Because sometimes, words just aren’t enough.